NASA announced
today that its Curiosity Rover has found an unambiguous message from
God written on tablets in a Martian cave.
According to an
official press release two giant stone slabs the size of small elephants were
located deep inside a cavern abutting Aeolis Mons, a large mountain.
Upon one tablet is
a copy of the Ten Commandments and the text of John 3:16 written in 12 languages
- including English, Spanish, Chinese, Basque and Hebrew. On the other tablet
is a simple message in English reading "I am real."
According to top
scientists who have studied the discovery extensively, these findings may have
definitively established Christianity as the one true religion.
"This is
amazing," says Syms Covington, an Australian researcher working for
NASA's Mars Exploration Program. "We went into the cave looking for water,
and we found proof of God's existence instead.
"I mean how
else did those tablets get there? I can tell you one thing: there's not a
single atheist inside NASA's control room now. What we saw was
jaw-dropping."
Genesis 1:1
NASA's Curiosity
rover arrived on Mars in August of last year with a mission to explore the
Martian climate and geology for signs for habitability.
Thus far the
mission has been a success, with the discovery of an ancient seabed and
chemicals needed for life suggesting that Mars was once suitable for life.
However the
tablets, both of which are signed "Peace and Love - Yahweh,"
represent the rover's most significant find to date, and is perhaps the most
important scientific event in history.
"When people
find out about this, they will demand change in our society," explains a
political scientist at Georgetown University. "Democracy will have to give
way to theocracy. We're gonna have to build more churches and reintroduce
prayer into schools. Abortion is defiantly going to be illegal within a few
months."
Despite its
potential significance, Covington fears that the Earth-shattering discovery may
not make the impact it should.
"Unfortunately,
the mainstream media is so anti-Christian, they might not even pick up this
story," he explains. "But God is real. We have proof. And everyone
deserves to hear the truth."